Daily Archives: August 5, 2008

The Zombies Cometh!

So as I continue to share my concern over the impending doom of a full fledged Zombie invasion, I feel somewhat mocked by those who feel I should be either heavily medicated, or backed off the current dose of medication I might be on. I will however continue to pursue this rant, this inane crusade until I am taken seriously, my only hope is that someone does not apply rule 6 to me! (kill the crazy people first!)

Can you have too many guns?

As the current days go by I begin to wonder if I need to add an Alien Invasion to my current list of fears? Should I worry about the little green men meeting and conspiring with the funny dead men? Should I worry about a joint task force from both, alien technology controlled by those with the attention span of a garden implement? What would be the out come? If nothing else it would be pretty damned funny to watch.

So if we could imagine the blue no nosed chimp from evolution conspiring with invader zim, this would be a terrible thing. If we were however to imagine the spaceballs and the shaun of the dead zombies we could end up with something so damned funny mankind would die laughing long before we were eaten or zapped.

I guess the important question now would be what is my current state of mind that I am concerned about the implausible happening? Well folks I fear to tell you it is not good, I am over concerned about real life issues that include my ability to support my family. This current economy and the blessings of my employer leave me to wonder a great deal.

So I will now retreat folks and worry about my aluminum foils hats and will they truly keep me safe from the aliens rays?