Scammers Lottery Win!

Okay folks, I love it, some other inbred from another part of the world seems to think I am going to go WOW! I won the lottery and send them my details. Fat chance dick! But for those of you following the world of stupid emails, here you go!

 

YAHOO      LOTTERY    RESULTS     2009                        

                                                        

                       

Messenger

 

YAHOO INTERNET LOTTERY

 

CONGRATULATIONS!

 

 

Yahoo!! International Lottery Organization Bangkok Branch Office

Address: 3 Rajdamnern Avenue

Bangkok 10200 Thailand

 

Yahoo! Mail announces you as one of the 25 lucky winners in the ongoing 12 Years Yahoo lottery Award  of the New Year Held on 23th the May 2009.

 

All 25 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails each from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually, consequently, you have been approved for a total pay out of ONE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS ( $1, 000. 000.000 USD)

 

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.

Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our  Bangkok representative office in Bangkok Thailand,  as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of ( $1, 000.000.00USD) will be released to you from this regional branch office in Bangkok Thailand.

 

Your fund is now deposited with our Bank/Security Company Bangkok Thailand  and insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed, and your winning Cheque have being sent to you or remitted to your account, as this is part of our security protocol, to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking of advantage of this program by participants, as has happened in the past.  

 

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

These are your identification numbers.

Ticket number…………………085-12876077-09

Serial number…………………..51390-0

Lucky number……………….03-05-12-14-28-38

Ref number……………….N.EGS/3662367114/13

 

To begin your lottery claims, Please contact our Yahoo Lottery Co-ordinator as follows,


Email: oinfo21@yahoo.com.hk

Name: Kane Iva

Tel: +(66)850213149

 

You are to send the completed verification form below to the co-ordinator whose email address is given above so that you will be advised on what to do to get your prize money. Congratulations once more!!

 

1. FULL NAME                   

2. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN 

3. PRESENT ADRESS.        

4. DATE OF BIRTH            

5. OCCUPATION                

6. TELEPHONE NUMBER

7. SEX

8. FAX NUMBER                

9. MARITAL STATUS           

10. WINNING NUMBER, BATCH NUMBER AND LOTTO NUMBER.

 

Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 30th of June 2009.Any claim not made by this date will be returned to HER MAJESTYS DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY. And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (THE PROMOTIONS COMPANY). Because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery in your name. 

 

Note also that this 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize, because the money is insured in your name already.

 

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondences with us, Furthermore, should there be any change of address, please do inform our Co-ordinator as soon as possible. Yahoo lottery is a free  service  that  does  not  require  you to be a Yahoo! Registered user. 

 

An original copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit certificate will be sent to you by Administrative  Remittance Operation Manager of Hsbc Bank Bangkok Thailand.

 

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International Promotions program.

 

 

We wish you continued good fortunes.

 

Yours  Sincerely,

 

 Dr. Raymond Hisashi

Vice President

Yahoo! Lotto Org. 

 

  

Mrs. Tina Akira

Online Coordinator .

Copyright ? 1994-2009 The Yahoo-Thailland Internet Promotions.

All rights reserved. Terms of Service – Guidelines.

 

Do not reply to this email as this is a bogus piece gibberish. This is about as real now as Leprechauns selling windows door to door.

Scammers

Okay I have to laugh, I got this email below from some twit who really thinks I will send them something useful! So read the email below and enjoy the laugh!!! This is a scammer email I  got today! Do not reply to this person, do not send them any details.

Bank of East Asia Ltd.
Bank of East Asia Building,
137 Market Street, Singapore 048943
Email-seahchaio18@hotmail.com

Good Day,

A customer of ours who may relate to you (perhaps) in Singapore died
three years ago in Tsunami tragedy in Indonesia leaving behind an
estate/capital (US$14.2M with interest) in a bank here where I work, till date
nobody has come forward or put application for the claim. Please log
on to this websites for more information about the Tsunami tragedy.

http://www.asianews.it/index.php?l=en&art=2375
http://www.asianews.it/index.php?l=en&art=2745

During the bank private search recently for the late gentle man
relatives your name and email contact was among the findings that matches the
same surname as the deceased (name WITHELD for security reason) who
died intestate with no Will or next of kin. To maintain the level of
security required I have intentionally left out the final details.

I urge you to come forward since I can provide you with the details
needed for you to claim the estate/capital so that I can be gratify by
you, in this way $4,260,000.00 for you and $9,940,000.00 for me and my
colleagues that will do all the crucial part in the bank to have the
claim release to you promptly.

To affirm your willingness and cooperation,please do so by replying me
at my private email (seahchaio18@hotmail.com) with your FULL NAME, DATE
OF BIRTH,TELEPHONE NUMBER, FAX NUMBER, PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS,BANKING DETAILS AND
POSTAL ADDRESS.

I do expect your prompt response.

Thank you,
Mr.Seah Chai.
Email-seahchaio18@hotmail.com

For those who don’t know how to tell that this is fake lets cover the important items!

  1.  Banks can afford to give the employee’s real email addresses and not just a Hotmail.
  2. Anyone with half a brain should spell check their own emails, or even have spell check turned on!
  3. Grammatically speaking those in banking especially those dealing with foreign languages like English have some education and tend to make an effort.
  4. Also why do I need to send you details like my banking details? Surely a check could be sent.

So if you have doubts don’t respond! The old adage is true if it is too good to be true, it is not true!

Science Fiction

Story Highlights

  • Visionaries have long predicted how inventions will alter the future
  • Some miracle inventions never had impact desired by creators
  • Why “Beam me up Scotty” is closer than people realize
  • “Battlestar Galactica” writer: “The miracle” has to come from us, not machines

This was an interesting link: http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/05/29/jetpack/index.html

63 Years Later

Over 60 years ago the ‘Final Solution’ was used with industrial efficiency to cleanse Europe (Nazi Occupied Europe) of those Adolf Hitler found undesirable. Those in the center of these cross hairs were the Jewish people. This was not just plied against the men, but against women and children. An approx number of 6 million has been put forth as the cost of life, yet this number is so incomprehensible to me that it is numbing.

The Nazi’s, I want to be specific here, the Nazi’s not the German people, there is a difference, they worked these people to death. If you were too old, too young or of no use you were cleansed immediately. Those who lived, existed to fuel the Nazi war machine.  Now we have those who deny this happened, they deny that approx 6 million people vanished, entire family lines ended. The quote I feel makes sense here is the one where it is said that the greatest trick the devil pulled was to make the world believe he didn’t exist. By denying the Holocaust perhaps you can believe that there is no evil, or perhaps your agenda is one I will never understand.

I state my opinions, and if you don’t like them, don’t read them. I will respect your right to disagree, will you respect mine?

Holocaust

Big Love

I understand that on 03/15/09 at 21:00 HRS HBO will be airing an episode of Big Love which will show publicly part of scared ceremonies performed in the Temples of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I personally find this distasteful and do not wish to see this aired to be ridiculed or misunderstood by those who are seeing this out of context. The church has issued the following statement on this issue:

 http://newsroom.lds.org/ldsnewsroom/eng/commentary/the-publicity-dilemma

Valentines Day?

Yes Valentines Day is fast approaching. But before hand we have the birthday for the G-Man. Yes my little spud will be 10. Where did the years go? I remember when he was born and how amazing the time has been as it has flown by.

We did BTW receive the gifts. Juls love the dress for Belle. OMG what a cute dress. As we opened it she was running around the sitting room floor at high speed. Once we get her into it we will post a picture!

Life has been fun here as we all manage to get this cold out of our home. As we do so we are re-organizing parts of the house as well to be more efficient. Odd but true! We may even be on time for something this year.

I have spent time working on my LinkedIn profile and also my Facebook page. Yes I am on Facebook. So that has had some of my time and working on other people’s computers. I am nearly done with them and when I am I can get back to Figgy. Even though I am not actively writing I have been determining the age group and such. Has been fun.

Okay I love you lots Lid and will call tomorrow!

Love is in the air!

Zombie Valentine

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So Valentine’s is fast approaching, and to be honest I’m pretty excited. You know why? ‘Cause this is my first time having a date for it! I have a wonderful, caring, devilishly handsome boyfriend and we’ve already decided on what to do for the day. He’s going to come out to the ‘Nooth (it’s the new hip term for home) early in the day, I’ll make us a smack up lunch, then we’ll head to town, go get art supplies and maybe check out the National Gallery for a bit, grab a late dinner in Yamamori’s, followed by spending the rest of the night at Nimhneach. So, Japanese food and a night out at a fetish club, what more could a girl want for her Valentine’s Day?!
I’ve already brought K (the boyfriend, I’m not putting his name up on this, just an intial) home to meet Mom, she seems to approve, and I’ve told Dad about him, so he might be taking us out for lunch on my birthday. Today I went out to his parents house to meet the folks, and I think I made a good impression, even the dog likes me!

Now I just need to figure out what to get him for Valentine’s and I’ll be sorted. I’m gonna make him a heart shaped card that’s actually a little bat with it’s wings folded over it’s body to make a heart shape and possibly a comment along the lines of the zombie chat-up line.

I really do think this is the serious relationship I’ve been looking for and I couldn’t be happier right now!